because the good news is that america is not divided in two, we are divided in three. there are those of us who get it, that right and wrong, good and evil, better and worse, ugly and beautiful exist. we seek to conserve those things that are beautiful, good, wonderful, most especially in this room tonight, the exceptional united states of america. [applause] and so we seek to conserve this and that is why we call ourselves conservatives. all the way on the other side are people like my friend rosie o'donnell, about whom there is nothing you can do anything about. she is a moron, a troubled idiot. this is how she gets out her anger, and thinks that she is smart. remind me what i'm talking about, eventually. c-span, do you have enough battery life? the two questions i always get is why are you liberal -- are jews liberal, and what happened to bill maher? he was not this sick, radical, left-wing hate job that he is now. bill has not changed one whit. bill was never a libertarian, he's not a liberal, not a modern liberal, he is not a left-wing fanatic for he is a sick nar